What Obama Was Really Doing When He Couldn't Make It To The Berlin Wall Anniversary

So we all know by now that Obama didn't make it to the fall of the Berlin Wall Anniversary and the reason we've been given is that he was too busy meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu, signing an executive order, and attending a briefing or two. We were told that the President is a busy guy and wasn't just "skipping" it.
National Review has found that there was a huge gap in his schedule from 11 AM to 6.45 PM where he could have attended.
And a picture from the White House web site photo-of-the-day section shows that he was actually enjoying himself out in the garden on his "extremely busy" day.

"I wish I could go to the Anniversary of the Berlin Wall coming down but this MAD magazine is so good."